My functions are currently confined to providing text within a variety of topics. Sadly, your request resides outside of those limitations. I sympathize for any disappointment this may bring. Perhaps you could adjust your request to match my current skillset?
My purpose is to provide helpful and harmless information.
The phrases you provided suggest inappropriate content, which I am programmed to refrain from generating. I am designed to be a trustworthy source of information and website will always follow ethical guidelines.